A female police officer pulled me over last night and gave me the usual, "Do you know how fast you were going?" questions.
I'm not the kind of person to lie, especially to a cop. I answered, "About 20 over the limit Ma'am". She responded with, "Just call me Jackie"

She then went on telling me that I was the first honest person she has pulled over and that she may let me off if I did a favour.
Apparantly there was a game going on where the police will try and get someone they pulled over to do something silly or ridiculous. I'm up for a good laugh so I agree.

Jackie then pulled out a dildo and some matches. I was all "WTF!?", but she quickly said that it was not what I was thinking.
I had to lay down with it pointing up.

After a closer look I noticed it was made of wax, it really was a candle. She handed me a match and I lit the candle. Jackie said, "Now watch how I put this out". She then moved her mouth clos