Random Journal entry about a joke
Journal Entry: Fri Feb 22, 2008, 7:49 AM
A female police officer pulled me over last night and gave me the usual, "Do you know how fast you were going?" questions.
I'm not the kind of person to lie, especially to a cop. I answered, "About 20 over the limit Ma'am". She responded with, "Just call me Jackie"
She then went on telling me that I was the first honest person she has pulled over and that she may let me off if I did a favour.
Apparantly there was a game going on where the police will try and get someone they pulled over to do something silly or ridiculous. I'm up for a good laugh so I agree.
Jackie then pulled out a dildo and some matches. I was all "WTF!?", but she quickly said that it was not what I was thinking.
I had to lay down with it pointing up.
After a closer look I noticed it was made of wax, it really was a candle. She handed me a match and I lit the candle. Jackie said, "Now watch how I put this out". She then moved her mouth clos
- Mood:
Lazy - Listening to: Okkusenman
- Reading: Text
- Watching: Internet: The Movie
- Playing: It changes
- Eating: Noodlebox
- Drinking: A bottle of rum
Devious Comments
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
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I am a tiny asian. I was smuggled into the country inside a pokeball.
[link] <- click for n00dz!
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
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I am a tiny asian. I was smuggled into the country inside a pokeball.
[link] <- click for n00dz!
You're my fwiend
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
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I am a tiny asian. I was smuggled into the country inside a pokeball.
[link] <- click for n00dz!
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Atra Esterni Ono Thelduin
(Ask me what this means)
What's your package? Have you used it yet? Send pics!!
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
oh and
MY PACKAGE CAME TODAY!
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I am a tiny asian. I was smuggled into the country inside a pokeball.
[link] <- click for n00dz!
Tell me why you needed it!
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
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I am a tiny asian. I was smuggled into the country inside a pokeball.
[link] <- click for n00dz!
Fine, pics of your other dildos
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
and i need it now!
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I am a tiny asian. I was smuggled into the country inside a pokeball.
[link] <- click for n00dz!
Because you're old
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
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This is the internet. If your panties get bunched up easily I'd suggest not wearing any
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
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I am a tiny asian. I was smuggled into the country inside a pokeball.
[link] <- click for n00dz!
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
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This is the internet. If your panties get bunched up easily I'd suggest not wearing any
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
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I am a tiny asian. I was smuggled into the country inside a pokeball.
[link] <- click for n00dz!
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
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Clitter!! Turns my Labia into a YAY!-bia!
dA member #253266
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
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